6mm Rice Shaped Niece/Nephew

Here it is folks!!! The first of many - I'm sure - sonogram pictures of my new niece/nephew.

I cannot wait to meet this little bundle of terror. I'm so sure that this one is going to be one of the most rambunctious people on the planet.... get ready Mom and Pops!

There's a girl in my office that's pretty intuitive when it comes to babies and pregnancy. She said that she thinks this baby is either going to be a boy or a very active girl. HA! Kinda goes with my thoughts on this too.

The other thing is that this baby is due on July 8th. Being of the Cancer sign myself, I know that this baby is in for one wild rollercoaster ride on the "feelings" train. I'm there for ya kid. You can come to me when Mom and Pops just don't get it - I probably will....

Listen up, Rice-kid, I love you already but you've GOT to stop making your Mom so nauseous. She's really feeling awful - all day every day. So just let up a bit... I'll pay you back later, believe me!

I love you!!!!

Auntie J Is In The House!!!

Okay everyone.... hold on to your hats - I've got exciting news....

It's actually the most exciting news I've EVER had to share -

MY SISTER IS PREGNANT!!!!


I'M AN AUNT!!!!!!!!

I swear I cannot wait until she has this baby. I am so excited....

I'll post more about it later - but I just HAD to let you know!!

An Open Letter To Flight Attendants

I think a new amendment should be added to the flight attendants' constitution.... If you are the attendant designated to do the pre-flight safety announcement - YOU MUST BE FUNNY.

We all know the spiel and it's boring.

We all need a good laugh right before take-off. If we aren't the person that's white-knuckling the armrest then that person is sitting right next to us. This person needs the benefit of laughter more than anyone else on the plane.

And for those of us that are experienced traveleres, we appreciate a good laugh. We've had to suffer through the same old crap flight after flight. Put some life into those old tired lines.

And how could you not benefit from laughter? Your audience is captive!! Take full advantage of the fact that we can't escape. Yeah, sure - some of us are listening to music instead of you. But YOU KNOW that when we see others laughing, we're going to pull those headphones off to find out what's gong on. And, I promise, we will laugh out loud.

Here's an example (just listen to the audio):


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We want it bad.

Real bad. (Disregard the horrible grammar....)