24 July 2007

Le Tour - Stage 15

And by the way - it looks like Disovery Channel Team is about to drop Levi as their lead rider and focus on Alberto Contador instead. I'm all for this - I just wish Big George Hincapie was doing better so he could finally get his time in the spotlight.

GO BIG GEORGE!!!!

A Notice To All Spoiled Brats

OK - so, today's rant.....

WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF THESE STUPID YOUNG HOLLYWOOD HOES!????!!!!???

I mean - yesterday Lindsay Lohan (henseforth known as L.Lo.) turns herself in for her drunken car wreckage that put her in rehab and she must not have gotten enough love down at the LAPD because today we find out that L.Lo. was arrested last night for drunk driving. (mugshot, right.) Not only that - but they found cocaine in her pocket...

I mean what the hell kind of ridiculous facility was it that she called REHAB? I'm beginning to think that all they did in there was stroke her hair everyday and feed her cookies. That's why she voluntarily stayed for 45 days. Who wouldn't?

The rehab she needs.... jailtime in genpop. This girl better find her ass in a jail cell soon. She's shown that she doesn't know what's good for her so I'm here to tell her... Just like everyone else in this country, if you're going to do the crime, you've got to do the time. C'mon down here and let me take you to a backwoods police dept... Better yet, I wish she and her stupid troop of trogloditic yahoos would go to Thailand on vacation and pull this kind of crap. It'd be a dream come true to see if L.Lo. survives in a facility like the one in the movie Brokedown Palace.

**deep breath**

I don't know why I bother to look for this "news". And when I find it, I'm not sure why it bothers me so much. I'm wanting to go and punch this stupid waste of blood and "brains" right in her cake-hole. And I'm not really of a violent nature. But she'd be a great dummy to practice jiu-jitsu moves on.

(I just had a lovely daydream where I have her in an armbar and the bone snaps amid her screams. I look at her, shrug my shoulders and with a sheepish look on my face I say, "You didn't tap.")

15 July 2007

NutmegNine[Blog]: Tour de France Stage 8: "Borat" silences Liggett and Sherwen

NutmegNine[Blog]: Tour de France Stage 8: "Borat" silences Liggett and Sherwen#links

Okay - so the Tour de France started last week... I don't normally watch as much as I have been watching this year. But, I guess when you live with your cycling boyfriend and you only have one TV, it's a "given" that daily coverage is going to be watched.

I've actually been having a good time watching this year. But I have to say that the best part - aside from any breakaway action - has to be the comments from the main two commentators, Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen...

Today, though, the award for capturing my attention goes to "Borat".
He actually came out to the race in his favorite yellow outfit to show his support for the riders.

I have to give props to a fellow Greensborian for being the first person I found on the Google to post the picture.

NutmegNine - you rock!!

11 July 2007

The Ramblings of a Sassy Blonde: The Wisdom Of The Universe

The Ramblings of a Sassy Blonde: The Wisdom Of The Universe#links

Can I say how distraught I am about Sassy not getting the new position at the new school?? I was really looking forward to the hilariously transcribed interactions with new assclown teachers who were going to put the speedbumps in her raceday.

I love reading your blog, Sassy!! And I hope this year is smooth as glass - but still full of good stories!!!